VOL. 1 · NO. 1 · EXTRA PRESSER IN PROGRESS

THE DAILY SHAME

ALL THE SHAME THAT FITS · PRICE: ONE SHARE

SHAMEHOLDER CLUTCHES CERTIFICATE, APOLOGIZES AGAIN

He was a shareholder until the paperwork swapped one letter. Now he holds a Certificate of Shame, and the press room wants another statement.

MEANWHILE, AT THE PODIUM... A crying shameholder CEO at a wooden podium holding a Certificate of Shame with a red wax seal HE HAS PREPARED A STATEMENT.

"Mistakes were made. I am here to read a statement."

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The shameholder mid-apology at a press microphone, certificate propped on the podium
LIVE: HE TRIED TO BLAME THE MICROPHONE

OFFICIAL STATEMENTS

Every apology you forced out of him, as typed by the stenographer. Last eight on file.

  1. No statements on record. Press APOLOGIZE and the stenographer starts typing.

THE SHARE REGISTER

THIS CERTIFIES THAT

THE BEARER

is the registered owner of

ONE (1) SHARE OF SHAME

in the company of one man at a podium

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signed, the shameholder